Great big bag of dicks.

Ask me about my Lucifern.    ...my life is just one big awkward moment.

big-ricospizza:

auntmarie:

doesn’t the term “staff member” make you laugh because those 2 words both mean penis

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

(Source: deanacas, via yall-mothafuckas-need-misha)

— 4 months ago with 306309 notes

guardian-of-thursday:

Hael: I want your vessel

Castiel: BITCH YOU AREN’T TOUCHING MY MAN

— 4 months ago with 44 notes
Anonymous asked: Jimstiel + Sleep frottage turned to more: Castiel waking up to Jimmy grinding and rocking his ass against Cas. Castiel moaning and grabbing Jimmy's hips and thrusting against him. Jimmy then wakes up. :3


Answer:

rednivsaj:

Sending me smutty teasers when I’m less than 2 hours away from my first exam of this semester?

Ahhh our sleepy twins!

I was thinking about our sleepy twins on the train today and how Cas falls back into speaking Russian when he’s so tired that he doesn’t even realise he’s speaking Russian. Because when they were kids Castiel learnt how to speak Russian from their caretakers and preferred it because none of his older siblings could correct him when he messed up with the grammar. He wasn’t great at English when he started speaking and, since Jimmy was just less sensitive about being corrected by their siblings, Jimmy just stuck to English.

So Castiel is half-asleep when Jimmy slinks under his twin’s bedsheets, and Jimmy can tell because Cas smushes his cheek into his pillow and grumbles in Russian. He kisses Cas’ slack, pouty lips, and lets a thread of saliva connect their lips until he moves away far enough for it to break. Jimmy places wet kisses on Cas’ neck, while climbing on top of his slumbering twin and straddling his thighs. He covers Cas’ body with his own then cocoons them in the toasty bedsheets before continuing to mouth at Cas’ neck. Cas starts mumbling weak protests in Russian, with Jimmy giggling at him the whole time. Jimmy starts rocking his hips. He goes slow but keeps his hips moving in a way that lets his flushed cock dip between Cas’ slightly spread thighs. He knows the moment Cas rouses from his half-asleep state because he feels the low moan vibrate underneath him. Jimmy repeats his previous thrust, effectively rubbing his leaking head against Cas’ balls and he knows from Cas’ groan that he’s almost fully awake. Jimmy runs one hand down his twin’s bare side while he fists the other in Cas’ mop of hair. Jimmy sucks on an earlobe until he feels Cas pushing his ass back against his languid hips. Cas’ breathy voice goes from babbling Russian to English then bleeds back into Russian as he raises his hips higher, demanding more. Jimmy yanks Cas’ head back and bites down on the exposed column of his neck, gradually thrusting his hips faster as the room fills with Jimmy’s harsh breaths and Cas’ cut-off moans.

(~˘ ³ ˘)~ (_________)

[put your finger there so the emoji-version of me can kiss it in gratitude ♡ ]

— 4 months ago with 11 notes

bottlingyourinsanity:

it’s really strange to think think that we’re all just background characters in other people’s lives, someone they walk past while rushing to be somewhere or bump into on their way to get coffee and these people all have their own problems and insecurities and lives and we’re not part of them. i just think about that a lot.

(Source: lacunah, via katielnovak)

— 5 months ago with 329462 notes
gravestiel:


rules 

must be following this nervous assbutt
must reach 40 notes or this will disappear
rebloggable until 10pm (GMT+3) tomorrow
winners will be announced in the next 48 hours 
1 or 2 winners 

categories 

best url
best theme
best icon
best overall
best supernatural
best doctor who
best star trek
best multifandom 
favorite 

prizes: 

a follow back (if not following already)
solos promo whenever you want until 7th November
links in my blog (in description until 7th November)
can help with votes in polls, and html codes
my undying love and affection

gravestiel:

rules 

  • must be following this nervous assbutt
  • must reach 40 notes or this will disappear
  • rebloggable until 10pm (GMT+3) tomorrow
  • winners will be announced in the next 48 hours 
  • 1 or 2 winners 

categories 

  • best url
  • best theme
  • best icon
  • best overall
  • best supernatural
  • best doctor who
  • best star trek
  • best multifandom 
  • favorite 

prizes: 

  • a follow back (if not following already)
  • solos promo whenever you want until 7th November
  • links in my blog (in description until 7th November)
  • can help with votes in polls, and html codes
  • my undying love and affection

(Source: lauhfeyscn, via casfucker)

— 5 months ago with 307 notes

its-tuesday-again:

i have two moods:

  • sleep is for the weak
  • sleeping for a week

(via thispersonisillogical)

— 5 months ago with 381600 notes

herrholmes:

its-sera-gamble:

ask-studentdean:

soulless-and-serenading:

ask-studentdean:

kasienkanikki:

kyriellan:

priestmisha:

#cas this is no time for suprise blowjobs

THAT FUCKING TAG XD
image

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Yeah Cas, No surprise blow jobs.

But they’re fun to give…

Okay, then give surprise blows jobs.

I hate all of you, fandom.

Oh sweet baby Jesus, what has happened to my GIFs.

(via cas-hellodean)

— 5 months ago with 14996 notes

makhon:

francieumpocalypse:

mishacockins:

this gif is my fucking favorite thing in the world, the way Misha turns around expecting a normal sized human

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Why is there a moose in my space

expecting a normal sized human

(via standardcereal)

— 6 months ago with 170045 notes

jaclcfrost:

"you’ll change your mind about having kids some day"

you are right. it has happened. i have seen the light. i definitely want kids. i mean look how cute they are

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(via lucifer-the-morning-star)

— 6 months ago with 39685 notes